January 2010
158 posts
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AMADEUS:
Man with health problems receives help from rival.
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STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE:
Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
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THE CRYING GAME:
Hairdresser bonds with client.
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THE CONVERSATION:
Paranoid schizophrenic follows worst possible career path.
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STAR TREK VI:
Racist military commander past his prime nearly ruins galactic peace.
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THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE:
College professors help illegal alien evade authorities.
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STAR TREK IV:
Interplanetary fugitives poach wildlife from a past age to cover up an act of genocide.
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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE:
Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.
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TERMINATOR:
An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
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TAXI DRIVER:
Modern dating proves challenging for working class man.
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SWEENEY TODD:
Businesses flourish when freed from stringent regulation.
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STAR TREK III:
Military officers steal vessel and destroy it to eliminate a handful of enemies while engaged on an extremely vague rescue mission.
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SUPERMAN RETURNS:
Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.
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SUPERBAD:
Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.
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STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE:
Meglomaniac can’t let go of past glory, drives successor to suicide.
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STRAW DOGS:
Immigrant clashes with locals.
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STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI:
Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
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STAR TREK:
Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.
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ROSEMARY’S BABY:
An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
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ROCKY:
White man beats black man.
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STARDUST:
Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
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ROBOCOP:
Female officer’s incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation.
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ROBIN HOOD:
Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
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ROAD HOUSE:
Bouncer becomes vigilante, murders local businessman with karate.
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RISKY BUSINESS:
Privileged rich kid gets everything he wants with no consequences.
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SOUTHLAND TALES:
Traumitized vet destroys universe.
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RED DAWN:
Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
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RAVENOUS:
Coward is seduced by cannibal, destroys army outpost.
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SOPHIE’S CHOICE:
Mom loves one of her kids way more than the other one.
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RATATOUILLE:
Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
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RAMBO III:
The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS:
Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
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RAISING ARIZONA:
Convicted felon seduces police officer in kidnapping plot.
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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK:
American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
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PYGMALION:
Urchin cured by social betters.
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SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT:
Redneck bootlegger makes mockery of law, sanctity of marriage.
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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE:
Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
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PRETTY BABY:
Young woman’s modeling career encouraged.
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SLEEPY HOLLOW:
Veteran harassed.
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PREDATOR:
American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.
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SILENCE OF THE LAMBS:
Incompetent manipulated by several murderers, stumbles upon suspect completely by accident. Creates situation that allows serial killer to escape.
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POLTERGEIST:
Pot-head parents lose child, ruin property values.
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SIGNS:
Jesus trumps science.
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PILLOW TALK:
Gay man tricks woman into sex.
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SHORT CIRCUIT:
Rogue scientist steals top-secret government weapon.
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ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST:
Disruptive mental patients treated.
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SE7EN:
Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
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OF MICE AND MEN:
Migrant farmer murders mentally handicapped friend.
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OCEAN’S ELEVEN:
Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.